kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(via timelessswan)

kuzco2000:

tbh I kinda wanna chop all my hair off but at the same time i would Never Ever do that

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via sexandchickennuggets)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via whiskeythemagicpotion)

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via departured)

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

(via distraction)

coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

(via collapsed)

guiltyhipster:

shepardtaichou:

GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT WITHOUT BOOBS

GIVE ME A FEMALE ROBOT THAT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL ROBOT

GIVE ME A NORMAL ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL BECAUSE IT’S STUPID TO ASSIGN GENDERS TO A ROBOT

GIVE ME A FEMALE-ASSIGNED ROBOT THAT INSISTS ON BEING GENDER NEUTRAL

GIVE ME A GENDER NEUTRAL ROBOT THAT PEOPLE DON’T CONSTANTLY REFER TO AS “HE”

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(Source: diobreado, via eat-sleep-and-dream-music)